Guys remember when I posted those terrible pictures of my valentimes this year? (Nick Cage related puns) People have liked them! I mean, like, people that I don’t even know!
(It should be noted I didn’t even post the best ones because you people I actually know are getting some for actual Valentines. Valentimes.)
Some of those people have started following me under the premise of more Cage related puns possibly?
But now- pressure! These people don’t know I’m a worse-than-average blogger! I want the illusion to last! Everyone pretend that I am insightful and hilarious- often simultaneously!